Goregasm (2008)

Goregasm (2008)
Director: Jason Matherne
Writer: Jared Scallions
Cast: Ric Kauffman, Lauren Andress, Stephen Waltz, Doug Ryan, Angel Gonzalis, Jason Beckhouse
Welcome to the sexually degenerate world of the Cockface Killer, an ominous being with the sole purpose of obstructing perversion. The hero of our tale, Mark (Rick Kauffman of the Poots), works by day as a lowly clerk at an adult video store, and spends his inebriated evenings with his loving girlfriend Stacy. After one such night of intimacy is prematurely disrupted by the Cockface Killer, Mark embarks on a crusade to destroy Cockface and make the city safe for his perverted social circle. With the police force in denial of the Cockface Killer's existence, Mark's mission is only complicated further by an all female gang known as the CLAM, a violent organization bent on the domination and subjugation of all men-kind. Luckily for Mark, the Homicide Squad stays drunk, the CLAM are preoccupied with ass raping men, and Cockface happens to be mentally retarded. Mark thus saves the day in the only way he knows how - by simply sitting back, smoking a bowl, and allowing the bad guys to settle their differences in blood.
'Not to be confused with the 90's Hugh Gallagher film Gorgasm which was part of a sex gore trilogy alongside 'Gorotica' and "Gorewhore'. This Goregasm by Jason Matherne is the sequel to 'Attack of the Cockfaced Killer'. We all know sequels rarely live up to the original and even more rarely top them. But this is such an improved second outing for everyone’s favourite dildo chinned anti-hero Cockface. The films based around a very clerks-esq porn store Fat Franks and its various misfits. Mark the stores clerk is desperate for sex after ages of going without, only it seems any time one of the locals has sex the Cockface Killer tends to show up and kill them. Mark alongside an x-files team of vaginal abuse cops try and catch Cockface (who they believe is killing people based on 13 fetishes). Getting in the way though are a group of feminist bitches called C.L.A.M. (Clitoral Legion Against Mankind) who also have a nice sideline in running a glory hole (trust me you don't wanna know) back in Fat Franks store. Hell yeah its trash but highly amusing trash that's filled with loads of sick and twisted moments like the Bad Lieutenant style cop's donut job and later his corpse sex scene then he does funny Rambo homage, or the wickedly funny bearded European C.L.A.M. Leader, ohh and I can't forget to mention the talking lap dancer shit heheh. So many funny scenes I'd be well up for a 3rd outing of Cockface maybe even a ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ ‘AVP’ style vs. film (‘Cockface vs Schizophreniac Whore Mangler’ anyone?). John Water’s style trashsploitation fans will lap this crap up, would make a perfect pissed up party tape'

(7½ out of 10)

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