Dard Divorce (2007)

Dard Divorce (2007)
Director: Olaf Ittenbach
Writer: Olaf Ittenbach
Cast: Martina Ittenbach, Barrett Jones, Jaymes Butler, Kami Esfahani, Daryl Jackson
Dard Divorce tells the story of the young counselor Nathalie, who lives seperated from her husband Tim. As the custody battle has already started this could be the last weekend Tim can pick up his two children Elisabeth und Jeremy. The high legal costs have already ruined Tim. Because of that Nathalie has premonition about this situation. But shortly before the suit of law she can not make any mistakes. As her dog suddenly disappears it seems that her misgivings will come true. A short time later Tim, who is bodily injured appears. During death struggle he tells Nathalie that "They" have kidnapped the children. Tim dies in the arms of Nathalie leaving her with mistified. Very soon it seems that her worst nightmares are coming true...
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'I like Ittenbach what he lacks in writing ability and film pace/structure he usually makes up for in action and gore, sadly I must confess out of pure boredom it took me three sittings to complete this mess. The word 'Dard' from the title refers to a Persian death threat meaning Pain, and boy was sitting through this a dard in the ass. The plots about super bitch lawyer and part time drunk Nathalie (played by Ittenbach's wife Martina) and her over zealous take him for everything divorce from her much put upon low wage earning husband Tim. To help fund his high court costs he ends up doing extra work for his criminal boss. Only while being given rare child access it goes wrong and his and Nathalie’s kids get taken hostage. We then get numerous accounts from various parties involved on what went on, best being a transsexual mob boss. Thankfully as hackneyed as the story is Ittenbach hasn’t forgotten how to deliver the red stuff and some of the torture scenes are done really well. Its just sad they’re not enough to turn this film into anything but a violent well filmed but badly acted turkey.'
(3½ out of 10)

The Wall Man (2006)

The Wall Man (2006)
orig Kabe-otoko
Director: Wataru Hayakawa
Writers: Wataru Hayakawa, DaijirĂ´ Morohoshi
Cast: Mayumi Ono, Masato Sakai, Hineki Mito, Soushi Miyazaki, Maiko Nishimura
The 'wall man' ['kabe-otoko'] is a strange wall-dwelling creature that is neither human nor ghost. He observes the ways of mankind from his unique position, and television plays an important role in [his] existence. When Nishina tells his TV reporter girlfriend Kyoko what he has heard about this creature, she introduces the story on her show, setting off a bizarre chain of events...
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Rising Dead (2007)

Rising Dead (2007)
Director: Brent Cousins
Writer: Brent Cousins
Cast: Blake Cousins, Gabe Hernandez, RoseAnne Okumura
War breaks out worldwide. In desperation world leaders engage Biological weapons, which quickly mutate and cause the dead to rise. The epidemic spreads faster that any one could imagine. The only safe place for the few remaining humans to survive is a nuclear fallout shelter, but getting there is the problem. A Special Forces agent is assigned to escort America's leaders to the location, but the plane crashes a few miles short of their destination. Caught in a tropical setting, those that survive are pitted against hordes of flesh eating zombies. A battle ensues, but when the end is near will humanity prevail, or will mankind fall to the rising dead.
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Trigger Man (2007)

Trigger Man (2007)
Director: Ti West
Writer: Ti West
Cast: Reggie Cunningham, Ray Sullivan, Sean Reid, Heather Robb, James Felix McKenney, Larry Fessenden
On May 20th, 2006 at 7:04 a.m. three old friends traveled from New York City to Wilmington, Delaware for a day-long hunting excursion. It was planned as a final reunion before one was to be married. The events that transpired that day were more horrific than any of them could have imagined, as the hunters became the hunted.
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Lewd Lizard (1985)

Lewd Lizard (1985)
orig Chong
Directors: Norman Chu, Yung Ling Wang
Cast: Norman Chu, Xiao Hua, Jiang Shan, Mike Tien
After getting dumped by his girlfriend a man decides to conduct his own personal crusade against females... by training lizards to crawl inside women's vaginas driving them crazy with lust and pain.
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'You know given the chance to watch a film about snatch sniffing lizards you’d jump at it. Thankfully lewd Lizard is that film, the story is about David whose sworn love Shan Shan decides to take a money offer for her hand in marriage leaving him alone. David while protesting her decision gets beaten up by her new husband and the thugs he has in his employment. Shortly after and still down on his luck he gets mugged by three crooks the leader being female. David then spends a short while dreaming of his revenge on the women who’ve wronged him, coming up with the truly bizarre idea of teaching small lizards to attack his prey's vaginas. To train the lizards he steals various hookers underwear, now having the seemingly perfect weapon and with a Rolf Harris !!! disguise (so his wife doesn't recognise him) David goes about extracting his perverse brand of revenge. You know with a plot this extraordinary you’re in for some quality trash and thankfully it doest disappoint. The version I watched was pretty low quality but that kind of matched how badly acted, scripted & edited it was, the music just feels totally tacked on and the subtitles I fear were made up on the spot by whomever typed them out. The light humour within the film (which was very Benny Hill sexual natured) kept my attention. And there are lots of naked ladies especially during the underwear stealing scenes to keep the perverts happy.'
(6½ out of 10)

Satan's Whip (2006)

Satan's Whip (2006)
Director: Jason Maran
Writer: Jason Maran
Cast: Dennis Albanese, Pete Barker, Bob Connelly, Brandon deSpain
There exists a secret religious brotherhood dedicated to battling the forces of evil. Claude wants nothing more than to become a member of this order. To prove his worth, he must find a missing priest. With his faith as both defense and weapon, Claude embarks on a bizarre and horrifying quest that will end in a blood-bath of witchcraft, insanity and cannibalism.
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Loch Ness Terror (2007)

Loch Ness Terror (2007)
aka Beyond Loch Ness
Director: Paul Ziller
Writers: Jason Bourque, Paul Ziller
Cast: Brian Krause, Don S. Davis, Paul McGillion, Amber Borycki, Carrie Genzel
From deep uncharted waters and through cavernous subterranean tunnels emerges into Lake Superior an unknown and menacing species. The gruesome bloodshed to follow doesn't stop at Nessie; she's brought her vicious offspring to help terrorize the innocent townspeople living around the lake. No man on land or water has a chance against this forty-foot bloodthirsty reptile and her spawn - No man except the only one who has ever survived Nessie's wrath. Driven by a deep-seated vengeance, James Murphy hunts down this terrible species with skillful force. Will Murphy save the locals of Lake Superior or end up as one of Nessie's countless casualties?
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The Colour of Magic (2008)

The Colour of Magic (2008)
Director: Vadim Jean
Writers: Vadim Jean, Terry Pratchett
Cast: David Jason, Roger Ashton-Griffiths, Sean Astin, David Bradley, Tim Curry
An awesome new fantasy drama following on from 'Hogfather' based on Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic & The Light Fantastic which are part of the popular Discworld series. Starring and Executive Produced by Sir David Jason. The story of an incompetent wizard Rincewind who involuntarily finds himself as a guide to a rich and naive Discworld tourist called 'Twoflower' and his magical wooden luggage which has hundred's of legs and a homicidal lid. Their journey is to find Octavo, the great book of spells and save Discworld from a falling star. In the ultimate package holiday, the trio battle wizards, elude trolls and ride dragons but can they save Discworld from ultimate destruction?
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Rock Monster (2008)

Rock Monster (2008)
Director: Declan O'Brien
Writers: Berkeley Anderson, Ron Fernandez
Cast: Chad Collins, David Figlioli, Natalie Flemming, Alicia Lagano
Jason, a college student, and his pals go to a tiny village somewhere in Eastern Europe when Jason inherits a house from his great-aunt. After the bus they are traveling in breaks down on the edge of a scary forest, Jason and his friends get out and walk into the darkness. Instead of becoming King Arthur, he unleashes the giant rock monster, who comes to life and eats two of Jason’s pals, including Benny, the quantum psysics major who thinks the only safe thing to do is to walk out of the village alone and into the forest.
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They Wait (2007)

They Wait (2007)
Director: Ernie Barbarash
Writer: Trevor Markwart
Cast: Jaime King, Pei-pei Cheng, Terry Chen, Regan Oey, Henry O
After living in Shanghai for three years, Sarah (Jaime King) and her husband, Jason, and young son, Sam, return to North America for a family funeral. But something strange is going on. While the family stays with Jason's Aunt Mei, Sam starts seeing ghosts and then falls gravely ill. Traditional western medicine offers no hope. Sarah turns to a mysterious pharmacist who warns that her son is being held in a death grip by a living corpse. Sarah must find out what the spirits want if she is to save her child, and she must do it before dawn, because once the sun rises at the end of Ghost Month, Sam will be lost forever.
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The Sick House (2007)

The Sick House (2007)
Director: Curtis Radclyffe
Writers: Curtis Radclyffe, Romla Walker
Cast: Gina Philips, Alex Hassell, Kellie Shirley, Andrew Knott, Jack Bailey
While excavating the depths of a condemned 17th century plague hospital, archaeologist Anna unknowingly unleashes the evil spirit of a doctor who brutally tortured and murdered his patients. Trapped inside the hospital with four trespassing teens and the malicious phantom lusting for their blood, Anna must find a way to escape before the sun rises in this heart-stopping descent into horror!
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Forever Dead (2007)

Forever Dead (2007)
Director: Christine Parker
Writer: Bill Mulligan, Christine Parker
Cast: Bill Mulligan, Libby Lynn, Jessie Walley, Ryan Williams, Brian Chippewa
It all started when an innocent rabbit named Bugs escaped a shady university lab. His nasty little bite unleashed an epidemic of terror! With an entire rural community spiraling out of control in a pandemonium of madness and flesh eating, six mismatched souls find themselves reluctantly intertwined in a fight for their lives and their sanity. Will they survive the night or be he next meal for the hordes of once-human creatures? Or more importantly, will they kill each other first?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1128214/
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Collapse (2006)

Collapse (2006)
Director: Javier Barbera
Cast: Jackie Di Crystal, Robert O'Connor, Jason Perez
Young writer John Perez inherits his father's fortune and moves with his wife to the mountains to the house of their dreams. However, what seems to be paradise on earth quickly turns into hell.
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The Cook (2008)

The Cook (2008)
Director: Gregg Simon
Director: Nicholas Bonomo, Francisco Rodriguez
Cast: Mark Hengst, Makinna Ridgway, Kit Paquin, Penny Drake, Nina Fehren
Over a long holiday weekend, unable to escape the confines of their sorority house, a handful of unsuspecting girls are left behind to enjoy the quiet sanctuary. The normal house staff has taken off for the weekend, leaving the girls to fend for themselves. Thankfully someone was kind enough to send them a temporary replacement chef to cook their meals. However, when the girls start disappearing one-by-one, they begin to suspect something may not be quite right with... THE COOK!
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Writers: Daniel Bova, Gabriel Friedman
Cast: Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham, Allyson Sereboff, Robin Watkins, Joshua Olatunde
When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl! The previous tenants, fueled by a supernatural force, take "possession" of the food and those who eat it, and the survivors discover that they must band together before they themselves become the other white meat! Film lovers have been starved for sustenance. The relentless diet of predictability and pretense Hollywood has been serving up just doesn't cut it. Poultrygeist is hearty food for thought. In Poultrygeist, Troma takes on the the fast-food industry-skewering the soulless restaurateurs-in the world's first horror-comedy film to feature zombie chickens, American Indians and a bit of singing and dancing! It's Poultrygeist!
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Torment (2008)

Torment (2008)
Director: Steve Sessions
Writer: Steve Sessions
Cast: Suzi Lorraine, Tom Stedham, Ted Alderman, Lucien Eisenach
New tale of coulophobia! Laura Wiggington, a woman recently discharged from a psychiatric hospital. Her husband Ray takes her to an isolated river cottage to recover. There she is stalked by a psychopathic clown named Dissecto who performs macabre "tricks" for his literally captive audiences. But does the clown really lurk nearby or only in the dark recess of Laura's troubled mind?
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Snuff 102 (2007)

Snuff 102 (2007)
Director: Mariano Peralta
Writer: Mariano Peralta
Cast: Andrea Alfonso, Julián Alfonzo, Rodrigo Bianco, Nicolás Blanco
A young reporter begins to unravel the secrets of an underground myth... snuff films. Soon she falls in a gruesome spiral of shocking images, not suited for the faint hearted. Investigation on snuff films and onto the true meaning of violence.
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Dungeon Girl (2008)

Dungeon Girl (2008)
Director: Ulli Lommel
Writer: Ulli Lommel
Cast: Gwen Trevathan, Wendi Jean Linn, Marcia James, Hank Gordon
Based on the recent case in Austria where a girl was kidnapped by a man who imprisoned her in his basement for over a decade; here, the teenager begins to fall in love with her captor.
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Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007)

Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007)
Director: Shane Ryan
Writers: Michiko Jimenez, Shane Ryan
Cast: Michiko Jimenez, Shane Ryan
The unofficial story of a killer who kidnaps and kills three girls is told through the tale of his last victim. 'Amateur Porn Star Killer' is about a girl he picks up on the street and convinces to go back to his hotel room. The girl, played by Michiko Jimenez, is shy, unnerved, and yet unable to take herself out of a bad situation. Shane Ryan himself is the killer, a guy who seems at first nothing more than your standard, 18 year old pervert with a penchant for filming his sexual escapades. What unravels is a story far darker, unsettling, and downright mesmerizing then what originally presents itself in the first few minutes of the story.
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Nature Morte (2006)

Nature Morte (2006)
Director: Paul Burrows
Cast: Troy McFadden, Carole Derrien, Laurent Guyon, Jeso Vial
Paint me dead! The strange case of ten beautiful paintings, ten victims of a deranged serial killer and the suicide of a brilliant painter is investigated by an American art guru. From the south of France to Thailand, nothing is what it seems as he is drawn into a world of lust and depravity, where more paintings begin to surface and another artist begins to kill in order to create! A film described as Insane and beautiful by legendary exploitation director Jess Franco, Nature Morte is a sophisticated, dark and highly stylized psychological thriller.
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Rose of Death (2007)

Rose of Death (2007)
Director: L. Alan Brooks
Writers: L. Alan Brooks, M. Mitchell
Cast: Sandra Winogrocki, Luke Jones, Danny Countess, Matt Thomsen, Ash Dauenhauer
On prom night ten years ago, a group of drunken friends go too far when trying to scare a couple of their fellow classmates. After accidentally killing one of them, they decide they have to kill the other one in order to cover up the crime and protect themselves and their futures. Now, ten years later, as they start coming together for their high school reunion, each member of the group is being picked off one by one by a ghostly killer as some sort of revenge from beyond the grave.
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Goregasm (2008)

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X Imp (1999)

X Imp (1999)
orig: Gwai pin Wong ji joi yin hung bong
aka: Second Imp
Director: Kenneth Lau Hau-Wai
Cast: Simon Loui Yu-Yeung, Michael Wong Man-Tak, Diana Pang Dan, Pinky Cheung
At a Hong Kong dormitory, the cook's little granddaughter is brutally murdered. The next day, a mysterious new student, Connie, moves into the dorm. As it is summer vacation, only four students are still living there. Mysterious, disastrous things seem to accompany the new girl everywhere she goes, and this school is no exception.
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The Lost (2005)

The Lost (2005)
Director: Chris Sivertson
Writer: Jack Ketchum, Chris Sivertson
Cast: Marc Senter, Shay Astar, Alex Frost, Megan Henning
Hanging out at some campgrounds one nice summer day, 19-year-old Ray Pye decides to murder two young women. His friends, Jen and Tim, witness the murder and help him cover it up. Four years later, Ray has never been arrested for the crime. Detective Charlie Schilling and his ex-partner, Ed Anderson, know that Ray did it. They just could never prove it. Charlie figures it's about time they did prove it. He's ready to push Ray harder than ever. Meanwhile, Ray has met his match in a new girl in town. Her name's Katherine Wallace. Kath is a bad girl. Her and Ray are a potentially explosive combination. Throw in the fact that Ed is having a summer fling with Sally Richmond - a girl young enough to be his daughter. And Sally's just gotten a job at the motel that Ray manages. Ray has his eye on her. Charlie and Ed never found the gun that Ray used to murder the women at the campground. That rifle, as well as a handgun, are hidden behind the mirror in Ray's bathroom. Ray can only be pushed so far. The time will come when he takes the mirror off the wall and shows everyone who is in charge.
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