Sexandroide (1987)

Sexandroide (1987)
Director: Michel Ricaud
French made ultragory trilogy of short but nasty exercises in sleaze and horror. A guy uses voodoo to get revenge on a old lover. While she's at a club, he plunges needles into her doll like replica's nipples, crotch, eyes, you name it. Of course she ends up looking like a pin cushion. Next up features a girl who is forced into a dungeon where she plays around with fire, whips herself into a frenzy and finally, a monster shows up to do the same. He then ties her up, puntures her nipples and yanks out an eyeball! They end up in love. Finally, a dead man returns to life at a funeral home and proceeds to bite a mourner on the neck. She ends up becoming a vampire and does a 5 minute disco dance in the nude!
'A three Segment gore/porn anthology horror, it as no dialogue and is as low budget as they come but with such an odd tone you stick with it. 1st story is about a voodoo doll being used on a woman who's in a bar toilets, she ends up being sliced and finally hung but not before losing all her clothes and after oddly enjoying some kind of bloody sexual penetration. 2nd story is very Grand Guignol feeling and set on some kind of alter and involves a goth looking woman who strips and does a few fire tricks, then a ghoul of some kind comes in and sticks spikes into her boobs, finally gouging her eye out and then cutting its own guts out. 3rd and oddest of all is a woman sits mourning over a coffin only for the male corpse to transform into a vampire, leaping up and then turning her into a vampire. She then starts to do a very over long naked disco dance to the tones of Tina Turners What's Love Got To Do With It. Finally after what feels like about 20 minutes she joins the vampire in his coffin for him to stick out a do not disturb sign. There's no given reason or any attention to the plot as to why anything is going in this but it doesn't stop it being entertaining in the crudest possible way. Recommended to Tina Turner loving trashploitation fans which I know there's lots of you.'

(6½ Out Of 10)