Director: J.R. McGarrity
Writer: J.R. McGarrity
Cast: Gabrielle Abitol, Maila Damian, Athena Demos, Ana Gilbert, Chris Hoisington
When Cherokee (Elizabeth Hayden Grace), a cocktail waitress in a local topless bar, wants to become a topless dancer to make more money, she falls in with three mysterious and beautiful strippers who happen to be vampires. The queen vampire, Elyse (Aime Wolf), finds Cherokee a tasty morsel. And it becomes necessary for the other cocktail waitress, Lorna (Teresa Sciortino) and Vic (Matt Southwell), the pizza delivery guy, to rescue Cherokee before she becomes a blood sucker.
'Stripper's who flash their fangs as much as their flesh. Cherokee dreams of making the step from waitress to a fully fledged lap dancer. When the strip joint she works in The Faster Pussycat Doll Review hosts a dance contest, Cherokee gets spell bound by 3 mysterious dancers. One ends up winning the contest and gives Cherokee the prize money as a tip, only she's more interested in learning how to dance/strip than the cash and agrees to meet the girls at their home (only during the nights as they tell her they’re vampires). She does go see them and ends up being turned into a daywalker, this is basically someone who looks after the vampires as they sleep during the day. Her only way out of this is to slay the vampires while they sleep, also she’s got to kill the head vampire Gisella who's been walled into a room. Absolute grade zero video/audio editing and dire acting didn't stop me from mildly enjoying this turkey. I guess the blood and boobs helped to hold my interest. It’s also got some dumb HG Lewis style humor thanks to pizza delivery guy Vic. The films crap ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ and ‘Vamp’ did vampire strippers much better but Blood Dancers is clearly made for peanuts and if viewed by stoners at 3am, it’ll keep them mildly entertained.'
(4 out of 10)
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