Alice in Murderland (2010)

Alice in Murderland (2010)
Director: Dennis Devine
Writer: Dennis Devine
Cast: Malerie Grady, Marlene Mc'Cohen, Kelly Kula
It's Alice's birthday and her sorority girlfriends throw her a themed party. Everyone comes as their favorite, sexy character from Wonderland. The Jabberwocky wasn't invited and brings murder and mayhem to the girls' night out.

Boy was this little film a total waste of time, the premise when a girl turns 18 her friends decide for some moronic reason to hold an Alice In Wonderland themed party for her in the house her mother was brutally killed years earlier. From then on in while they're arranging the party people start to get killed, and in the most boring as little blood spilt off screen manner possible.

I'll forgive low budget films a few things like we don't expect oscar worthy acting, which we certainly don't get here, but having such a dumb premise without making it funny is plain dumb. The film exist purely because for some reason they had Alice In Wonderland costumes, more than likely borrowed from a local theatre due to do an Alice play. Avoid at all costs and don't be fooled either by the cosplay styled Alice on the DVD sleeve, the girls don't look that great in the film itself more like boyfriendless students or pay their way through college hookers.

(2 out of 5)