Director: Alan Rowe Kelly
Writer: Alan Rowe Kelly
Cast: Susan Adriensen, Victoria Bensen, Tom Burns, Zoe Daelman Chlanda, Sasha Friedenberg
A group of gay rights activists are stranded in the middle of a dark street with nowhere to go. They spot a little shed up ahead and decide to stay the night. What they don't know is that inside the shed an ancient evil is lurking and waiting to kill. Within that shed all of the activists will be forced to confront not only their inner demons but a real demon as well!!!
"What happens in the shed stays in the shed" - 'I don't know where that IMDB synopsis comes from but its next to nothing to do with this film, its a low rent inbred hillbilly tale aimed more towards dumb laughs than horror. The film introduces us to the Bullion family. They are the wig wearing father Elvis, the 45 year old road kill pet owning Shirly Temple wannabe Beeftina, the pretty but dumb SnowCakes, two dumb animal suit wearing half brothers Hubcap & Butternut and their wheelchair bound cannibal grandma. Not a plot to speak of but a series of scenes leading upto Beeftina's erm 12th birthday party. Very much all thrown together and aimed to please fans of John Woods early films and lovers of trash/exploitation cinema. It’s a bit messy and doesn’t overly succeed, even though a few of the scenes are done pretty well, its hard to hate it though because it knows how bad it is. Best scene was a break away from Beeftinas modeling to her/his birthday party done in the style of an home movie. You really have to appreciate bad films to take anything from this, so if things like animal killing kids, Bert Reynolds style cops, cannibalism, nut crunching, incest gags and middle aged transsexual child star wannabes are then this is the film for you. Ohh almost forgot to mention the great end credit tune which tries to sum up what went on during the 90 mins was a very funny inclusion.'
(4½ out of 10)
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