The Adventures of Super Monkey (2007)

The Adventures of Super Monkey (2007)
Director: Kensaku Sawada
Writer: Yuji Sakamoto
Cast: Shingo Katori, Teruyoshi Uchimura, Atsushi Ito, Eri Fukatsu
Journey to the West comes to the big screen like never before in the 2007 film Saiyuuki! Also known as Monkey Magic and Adventures of the Super Monkey, this is the latest in a long line of adaptations of the Wu Cheng'en tome. One of the four great Chinese classics, Journey to the West, or Saiyuuki in Japanese, is about the adventures of Tang Dynasty monk Tripitaka and his mischievous magical disciples as they journey to India to retrieve the Buddhist sutras. This fantastical allegorical tale has been adapted countless times for the big and small screen, notably in classic Chinese films like Ho Meng Hua's The Monkey Goes West series and Stephen Chow's The Chinese Odyssey series. In Japan, Saiyuuki also inspired many adaptations including the anime series Dragonball and an immensely popular TV series in 1978. Fuji TV took a leap of faith in 2006 with their own brand-new 11-episode Saiyuuki starring Katori Shingo of SMAP as famed monkey king Son Goku. Actress Fukatsu Eri (The Professor's Beloved Formula) plays monk Sanzo Hoshi (Tripitaka), echoing the gender twist of the 1970s series. Ito Atsushi (Densha Otoko) and Uchimura Teruyoshi (Zebraman) complete the square as lecherous swine spirit Cho Hakkai (Pigsy) and water demon Sa Gojou (Friar Sand), with updated personalities and powers. The TV drama was such a huge success, it was followed up with a feature film in 2007, with the original cast reprising their roles. Helmed by TV director Sawada Kensaku, feature film Saiyuuki retains the narrative quirks, zany energy, and colorful demons that made the drama so fresh and entertaining. The manic comic powers of Katori Shingo show no signs of abating as the gang of four takes their journey to the silver screen. This time, they encounter a princess whose parents have been turned into turtles by two powerful demons, played by Kaga Takeshi (Death Note) and Kishitani Goro (Ryû ga Gotoku). Son Goku and company head for the mystical mountains to battle the demons.
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Dangerous Worry Dolls (2008)

Dangerous Worry Dolls (2008)
Director: Charles Band
Writer: August White
Cast: Meredith McClain, Jessica Morris, Ker'in Hayden, Deb Snyder, Anthony Dee
After committing a minor crime, Eva is sentenced to hard time in a women's prison, where she's tormented by an evil matron, a brutal guard and a gang led by Killa Kim. But Eva finds her revenge in a box of South American worry dolls. Wishing on the tiny terrors at midnight, Eva wakes with enough power to take down the sadists in this supernatural revenge thriller.
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'Full Moon/Charles Band trashfest set in a young female offender’s prison. Plot follows Eva, who was brought up in a trailer park. She ends up in a life of petty crime to help feed her daughter, only she gets caught and finds herself sent to Meredith Detention Center for Women. Bad mistake as it’s full of butch drug pushers, a sleazy sex video making prison guard and a governor from hell. During a family visit Eva is given worry dolls by her daughter, we are told you’re meant to tell them your worries and slip them under your pillow before going to sleep. Before going to bed Eva does this, only while sleeping one of the dolls climbs into her ear and takes control. The little doll now in her head gives her the power to fight off the prisons scum and its twisted authority. The draw back being the little bastard climbs right up into her forehead giving her a massive spot, it pop its own little head out while controlling her. Sure it’s junk, but if you’re in the mood for a light and downright silly 85 minutes this will more than fit the bill. It’s made very much in the comic/exploitation style of Frank (Basket Case/Brain Damage) Henenlotter. Highlight was its humorous Crying Game moment which had me in fits of laughter.
(6 out of 10)

Sukiyaki Western Django (2007)

Sukiyaki Western Django (2007)
Director: Takashi Miike
Writers: Takashi Miike, Masa Nakamura
Cast: Hideaki Ito, Masanobu Ando, Koichi Sato, Kaori Momoi, Quentin Tarantino
Set during "The Genpei Wars" at the end of the 1100s, the Minamoto and Taira gangs face off in a town named Yuda, while a deadly gunman (Ito Hideaki) comes to the aid of the townsfolk.
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'Takashi Miike’s over the top updated version of Django is more a reinvention than remake. Sharing an equal kinship between Kurowsawa style samurai films and spaghetti westerns. We still get the graveyard, machine gun in the coffin and cross through the stomach scenes. The film starts with a very surreal overly stylized introduction with Quentin Tarantino as Ringo. While making his lunch (an eagle’s egg cut out of the stomach of a snake) and killing a set of bandits he tells us a bit about the story of the war of the roses. After the titles the film starts proper, a stranger walks into a Nevada gold rush town which has two rival gangs the (red) Heike and (white) Genji each trying to find a local treasure. The stranger is set upon by both parties only he's more powerful than either, so both sides try to acquire the stranger for their own gang. The local sheriff (who’s got a wickedly silly split personality) is sent by the reds to lure the stranger to their side, he tells the stranger about a mute boy who was the son of both heike and genji and how his father was killed by the heike, and mother was raped and made prisoner of the genji. Not wanting to join either party the stranger’s agenda sways in favour of helping the mother and her mute son. He's aided by Bloody Benten an old gun toting spinster who we later learn was raised in the way of the gun by Tarantino. It does have its flaws most notably due to English clearly not being the 1st language of most the stars, a lot of the dialogue seems to come with a pause. The plots a bit messy in area's as well. But when the action kicks in you can't fault it, its so nice and varied visually from the white and red sets used for the gangs scenes to the washed out graveyard setting and final snow covered stand off. Miike’s been more miss lately with all those dire shot of digital video movies he seems to pump out, so it's a nice reminder that given the budget he can still do the business.Comes recommended its highly enjoyable silly hyper violent ride. Though I kinda wish Miike had filmed it in Japanese and Tarantino had been too busy to film his bits hehe.'
(8 out of 10)
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Grizzly Park (2008)

Grizzly Park (2008)
Director: Tom Skull
Writer: Tom Skull
Cast: Glenn Morshower, Randy Wayne, Zulay Henao, Emily Foxler
As part of a new rehabilitation program, eight troubled young adults are sent to serve a week of community service in a remote California state forest range called Grizzly Park. Under the supervision of the stalwart Ranger Bob, the troubled group is given an opportunity to seek redemption on their journey through the forest. While Ranger Bob seeks to provide both literal and spiritual guidance to the youngsters, an escaped serial killer with an insatiable bloodlust has also found his way into the park with every intention of disposing of anyone in his path. But he is not the only lethal hunter in these woods.
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Soul's Midnight (2006)

Soul's Midnight (2006)
Director: Harry Basil
Writers: Brian Cleveland, Jason Cleveland
Cast: Armand Assante, Robert Floyd, Elizabeth Ann Bennett, Lucila Solá, Miguel Pérez
Soul's Midnight is a present day vampire horror based on a historic cult who delves into ancient rituals revolving around the legend of St. George. The Eve of St. George is upon them and they must find the perfect sacrifice, a child with an untainted ancestry to St George, to resurrect their ancient leader.
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'Garbage horror film that gives STV's a bad name. The plots a bastardized take on the St. George myth swapping the dragon for a reborn vampire demon. 30 years ago a woman flees a cult who are hell bent on killing her unborn baby, cut to present and Charles (the baby from the intro) Milford returns to his home town with his wife, so she can have her child and Charles can take over his fathers meat business. Only the cult (whom we now find out are vampires) try to kill Charles and his unborn son. Its an absolute turkey Armand Assante should of known better, the plots shockingly bad as is the dialog, acting is stand in front of the camera and say your lines quality (I guess you can't blame the actors though, having a script this dire to work with). Films of this nature tend to offer least some mild sexual titillation or gore but sadly it doesn’t even do that, the demon when it arrives looks pretty good but nothing you wouldn't see walk into a Goosebumps episode. The fact the locations used are pretty good only ads insult to the filmmakers for not making the most of the spooky hotel and its grounds. Leave it in the bargain bin folks, trust me almost anything else in there will be better.'
(2½ out of 10)

Blood Dancers (2004)

Blood Dancers (2004)
Director: J.R. McGarrity
Writer: J.R. McGarrity
Cast: Gabrielle Abitol, Maila Damian, Athena Demos, Ana Gilbert, Chris Hoisington
When Cherokee (Elizabeth Hayden Grace), a cocktail waitress in a local topless bar, wants to become a topless dancer to make more money, she falls in with three mysterious and beautiful strippers who happen to be vampires. The queen vampire, Elyse (Aime Wolf), finds Cherokee a tasty morsel. And it becomes necessary for the other cocktail waitress, Lorna (Teresa Sciortino) and Vic (Matt Southwell), the pizza delivery guy, to rescue Cherokee before she becomes a blood sucker.
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'Stripper's who flash their fangs as much as their flesh. Cherokee dreams of making the step from waitress to a fully fledged lap dancer. When the strip joint she works in The Faster Pussycat Doll Review hosts a dance contest, Cherokee gets spell bound by 3 mysterious dancers. One ends up winning the contest and gives Cherokee the prize money as a tip, only she's more interested in learning how to dance/strip than the cash and agrees to meet the girls at their home (only during the nights as they tell her they’re vampires). She does go see them and ends up being turned into a daywalker, this is basically someone who looks after the vampires as they sleep during the day. Her only way out of this is to slay the vampires while they sleep, also she’s got to kill the head vampire Gisella who's been walled into a room. Absolute grade zero video/audio editing and dire acting didn't stop me from mildly enjoying this turkey. I guess the blood and boobs helped to hold my interest. It’s also got some dumb HG Lewis style humor thanks to pizza delivery guy Vic. The films crap ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ and ‘Vamp’ did vampire strippers much better but Blood Dancers is clearly made for peanuts and if viewed by stoners at 3am, it’ll keep them mildly entertained.'
(4 out of 10)

Night of the Hell Hamsters (2006)

Night of the Hell Hamsters (2006)
Director: Paul Campion
Writers: Paul Campion, Hadyn Green
Cast: Ailsa Baker, Beth Charlesworth, Paul Campion, Pete Connell
On a dark and stormy night, a young babysitter, Julie and her boyfriend Karl fool around with the occult and inadvertently summon up a demon which possesses the family hamsters. Suddenly Julie and Karl find themselves fighting for their lives against a tiny furry, bloodthirsty supernatural evil from the very pits of Hell!
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'Short but amusing micro budget horror, when a session on a homemade Ouija board goes wrong, a demonic soul gets trapped into the family hamster. Clearly made for fun and running at just under 16 minutes viewers will find it hard to fault, and it’s sure to get laughs for the cock munching scene. Also loved the end credit disclaimer about no hamsters were harmed during making of this film, but one was a nasty sod and bit the director.'
(6 out of 10)

I Hate You (2004)

I Hate You (2004)
Director: Nick Oddo
Writers: Nick Oddo, Marvin W. Schwartz
Cast: Marvin W. Schwartz, Bill Santiago, Chuck Corbett, Paul Rusanowsky, Charlie Bodt
I Hate You explores the life of Norman Bird, an aging lonely New York stand-up comic desperate for a last chance at great and permanent celebrity. Norman believes killing people is the ticket to everlasting fame.Jack the Ripper he says will be remembered forever.A quiet fastidious man, Norman plunges into a random frenzy of unexpected ,brutal murders.His comedy routine becomes obsessed with aging and death,leading to his dismissal from the comedy club where he performs.Moments of calm interaction with neighbors and acquaintances give way to bizarre,murderous outbursts. There seems to be no end.With his health steadily failing Norman needs a way out of his grotesque dilemma.
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Lich (2004)

Lich (2004)
Director: Billy Parish
Writer: Billy Parish
Cast: Billy Parish, Georgia Cobb, Samantha Klein, Steve Siegel, Monica Huntington
Three years ago a string of serial slayings ended, when the young woman behind them put herself to death while bathing in the blood of her victims. The woman's sister pleaded with the authorities to take measures against the return of her sister's spirit, claiming that her death had been a part of a ritualk to the Devil! The young girl was placed in a insane assylum, their home possessed, and her sister all but forgotten... untill now. The new owners of their house unwittingly release the long dead spirit, soon it's leaping form body to body possessing, killing and feeding! As the numbers dwindle each person can only wonder, are you, you, or you... the LICH?
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Fingerprints (2006)

Fingerprints (2006)
Director: Harry Basil
Writers: Brian Cleveland, Jason Cleveland
Cast: Leah Pipes, Kristin Cavallari, Josh Henderson, Andrew Lawrence, Lou Diamond Phillips
Haunted railroad tracks lead a troubled teenager to discover the horrifying truth hidden in a small Texas town.
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Living Hell (2008)

Living Hell (2008)
Director: Richard Jefferies
Writer: Richard Jefferies
Cast: Johnathon Schaech, Erica Leerhsen, James McDaniel, Jason Wiles, Dylan Kenin
All his life schoolteacher Frank Sears (Johnathon Schaech) has carried with him a strange scar given to him by his mother before she committed suicide. The markings lead Frank to a top secret Cold War military project where an unstoppable, malignant organism is unleashed. Unaware that the creature feeds on light and energy, and moves with exponential speed, the army prepares to deploy its most sinister of all weapons - a nuclear bomb. Facing certain global catastrophe, Frank discovers his father had a diabolical connection to the creature's origin. With a ticking nuclear clock, Frank, along with the help of a hazmat specialist Carrie Freeborn (Erica Leerhsen), must confront the grim reality that only he is capable of stopping this living hell.
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Burial of the Rats (1995)

Burial of the Rats (1995)
Director: Dan Golden
Writers: Adrien Hein, Tara McCann
Cast: Adrienne Barbeau, Maria Ford, Kevin Alber, Olga Kabo, Eduard Plaxin
In 19th Century France, a young Bram Stoker is captured by a man-hating, all-female cult of thong bikini wearers. Aided by flesh-eating rats, the warrior women raid the lairs of evil men and punish them. Our hero must decide between his wish to escape the dangerous cult and his love for one of its members.
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The Mutations (1974)

The Mutations (1974)
aka The Freakmaker
Director: Jack Cardiff
Writers: Edward Mann, Robert D. Weinbach
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Tom Baker, Brad Harris, Julie Ege, Michael Dunn

Students have been going missing from the local college, and the one person who knows what's happened to them is Dr. Noller, a rogue biologist. Not satisfied with the pace of natural selection in driving evolution, Noller wants to push things further by creating his own genetically engineered creations. Having already created some amazing specimins by mixing the DNA of plants and animals, the doctor has now set his sights higher, and want to work on modifying humans, as well.
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The Rage (2007)

The Rage (2007)
Director: Robert Kurtzman
Writers: John Bisson, Robert Kurtzman
Cast: Andrew Divoff, Erin Brown, Reggie Bannister, Ryan Hooks
A crazed scientist experimenting with a rage virus on innocent victims in a laboratory in the woods. When his monstrous subjects escape and vultures devour their remains, they became mutations seeking to feed on humans.
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Pick-up (1975)

Pick-up (1975)
Director: Bernard Hirschenson
Writer: John Winter
Cast: Jill Senter, Alan Long, Gini Eastwood, Tom Quinn
Sexy hippie chicks Carol and Maureen get more than they bargained for when they hitch a ride with groovy hippie dude Chuck in his nifty mobile bus home. The trio get lost in the Florida Everglades following a fierce rain storm and embark on a startling spiritual journey of self-discovery.
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The Teacher (1974)

The Teacher (1974)
Director: Howard Avedis
Writer: Howard Avedis
Cast: Angel Tompkins, Jay North, Anthony James, Marlene Schmidt, Barry Atwater
18-year-old Sean's first summer after completing high school is much spent with 28-year-old teacher Diane, who's husband is too often motorcycle-racing instead of with her. Wacko Ralph also has "the hots" for Diane; and it doesn't help that Sean was with Ralph's younger brother, Lou, when Lou died.
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Drum Struck (1992)

Drum Struck (1992)
Director: Greg Nickson
Writers: Greg Nickson
Cast: Anthony Bevilacqua, Markus Greiner, Lia Nickson, Richard Nickson
A man shows up to a drum audition and puts to shame the other drummer who has better equipment. He gets the gig and plays surfer-style music. Later, the other drummer attacks him and messes him up, but his new girlfriend helps him to regain his drum skills with electricity.
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Carver (2008)

Carver (2008)
Director: Franklin Guerrero Jr.
Writer: Franklin Guerrero Jr.
Cast: Kristyn Green, Matt Carmody, Savannah Costello, Natasha Malinsky, Luke Vitale
Based on a true story, Carver depicts the real life events of five 20-something's that went camping in the mountain town of Halcyon Ridge and never returned.
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Outpost (2007)

Outpost (2007)
Director: Steve Barker
Writer: Rae Brunton
Cast: Ray Stevenson, Julian Wadham, Richard Brake, Paul Blair, Brett Fancy
Outpost follows a crack team of battle-hardened mercenaries on a routine mission to protect a mysterious businessman through the no-man's land of war-torn Eastern Europe. However, after he leads them to a long forgotten, underground outpost, they unwittingly reawaken a lurking terror that soon changes their mission from one of safe-guarding, to one of survival, as they desperately battle an enemy even they've never faced before. Laced with a suffocating, claustrophobic chill that infuses every one of its terrifying set-pieces, Outpost is a gut-wrenching, adrenaline-fuelled horror film that makes for gruesome, thrilling viewing and an experience so horrifying that you'll never ignore your history again.
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'Highly atmospheric war based horror film with slight science fiction overtones. A band of mercenaries are brought together for what should be a simple A-Z manoeuvre. Only when the Mercs arrive at an old World War 2 Outpost midway between their destinations. The exercise turns from getting to their location, into one of finding an ancient WWII device the nazi’s were working on. The machine alters dimensions allowing full army’s to travel and move into areas unseen. Only back in WWII something went wrong and trapped a full division of soldiers (now undead) within the machines dimension portal. The film works more on tension and its atmosphere than blood and gore which I was thankful for. It comes across a little bit like The Keep crossed with the Thai horror R-Point. The mercenaries are well put together from a broad set of country’s English, Russian and American, all with their own distinctive characters you got the captain, a nervy church goer, a gung ho stereotypical thief. Unlike a Romero undead film here they’re done more sparingly (most likely due to budget restraints) which give the film a much moodier in the shadows/darkness tension, I guess more in keeping with Guillermo del Toro style. I loved the old newsreel style clips the film uses to shed light on the machine. Comes highly recommended, who knows Steve Barker could be the next British director alongside Neil Marshall to launch them self on the world horror/cult movie scene. whatever happens in his future this will be without a doubt one of the horror highlights of 2008. [there didn't mention zombies once]'
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Left for Dead (2007)

Left for Dead (2007)
Director: Albert Pyun
Writer: Chad Leslie
Cast: María Alche, Soledad Arocena, Andres Bagg, Janet Barr, Javier De la Vega
Mean Guns director Albert Pyun teams with producer Michael Najjar for the second installment of the explosive mayhem trilogy, this time concerning a desperate criminal and a merciless posse who become trapped in a remote Mexican ghost town by a vengeful demon.
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100 Tears (2007)

100 Tears (2007)
Director: Marcus Koch
Writer: Joe Davison
Cast: Raine Brown, Joe Davison, Georgia Chris, Jack Amos, Kibwe Dorsey
After being accused of crimes he did not commit, a lonely circus performer exacts his revenge on those who unjustly condemned him. The act sparks something inside of him which he cannot stop and now, years later, his inner-demons have truly surfaced. Part urban legend, part tabloid sensationalism... he is now an unstoppable murderous juggernaut, fueled only by hate.
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The Rapist Beckons (1992)

The Rapist Beckons (1992)
Director: Cheung King-Nin
Cast: Karel Wong Chi-Yeung, Lily Chung Suk-Wai, Ridley Tsui Bo-Wah
After being raped at a young age, May has an abortion. Later, she is attacked by two men but is saved by kung fu teachers Sam and Bing. She pretends to have lost her memory, and sam takes her in. But after Bing rapes her, she is driven to desperation...
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Being Human (2008)

Being Human (2008)
Director: Declan O'Dwyer
Writer: Toby Whithouse
Cast: Guy Flanagan, Russell Tovey, Andrea Riseborough, Claire Foy, Dominique McElligott, Dylan Brown
Contemporary supernatural drama about George and Mitchell, a pair of perennial outsiders. Working in the anonymous drudgery of the local hospital, they live lives of quiet desperation - because Mitchell is a vampire and George is a werewolf. Deciding to turn over a new leaf, they move into a house together, only to find that it is haunted by Annie, the ghost of a woman killed in mysterious circumstances. As a threesome, they deal with the challenges of being supernatural creatures, bonded by their desire to adopt the lifestyle of their neighbours - humanity.
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'Hour long one off TV drama, made alongside five others as part of BBC cable channel 'Three's' revamp. Second in the short season of youth drama's, it’s got a simple plot a young neurotic (almost to the point of being OCD obsessive) werewolf and a youthful but older than his years vampire, flat share together only to find out the flats got its own agoraphobic ghost. I must be honest before viewing I felt the concept sounded limited and was expecting it being more of a lowbrow comedy. Thankfully the dialogue and its likeable cast made it much warmer, moody and interesting. Very ‘Withnail and I’ meets ‘Underworld’ feeling only flaw really was it was left unresolved but with some luck the beeb will come back and commission more episodes. Comes Recommended.'