Big Tits Zombie (2010)

Big Tits Zombie (2010)
aka Big Tits Dragon, Kyonyû Doragon, Big Tits Zombie 3D
Director: Takao Nakano
Writers: Rei Mikamoto, Takao Nakano
Cast: Sola Aoi, Io Aikawa, Saori Andô
Five strippers in a customer-less club stumble across a secret passageway in the club that leads to The Well of the Dead and The Book of the Dead. They read the incantations from the book out loud and unknowingly, unleash the Undead on the world! Only they (and their kick ass action and chainsaws) can stop the zombie army now!
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Plot (hehe like it even tries) follows Lena a dancer in a caberete theatre, along with her fellow dancers she finds a trap door in the dressing room. It leads to an hidden room in the basement thats full of old items, among the junk they find a book of dead and foolishly one of the dancers reads it. This causes a chain of spooky events and makes the dead rise.

Its all very cheap and cheerfull with references to other zombie films like NOTLD and Evil Dead even nods to Spaggetti westerns. The girls are great looking as are the bright costumes and sets. Even though the girls arm themself with chainsaws & samuarai swords the gore fx are more cartoonish than gory. The zombies very Asian and more like something out of some Osaku/Cosplay party than your usual rotting undead, everything from zombies playing ping pong with an eye to a midget zombie, theres even a fire breathing zombie vagina (now thats something I've not seen before). Like mentioned the plots very thin purely a means to string one bit of action to the next, but with the runtime being just over the hour mark it never out stays its welcome, can't wait for the sure to be made BTZ II now (note theres a old style red/blue 3D version which I've been told is pretty poor only covering one action scene).
(7 out of 10)

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