BreadCrumbs (2009)

BreadCrumbs (2009)
aka: Bread Crumbs
Director: Mike Nichols
Writer: Kohta Asakura, Charles Black
Cast: Jim J. Barnes, Steve Carey, Amy Crowdis
A shocking new twist on the familiar tale of Hansel and Gretel, BreadCrumbs finds a group of shady filmmakers falling prey to a murderous assailant while shooting an adult film at a remote cottage. Angie thought she had left her sordid past behind when a sleazy producer talked her into making one last movie. But as the cast and crew wind their way through a dense woods in search of their destination, they happen across Henry and Patti, two mysterious young siblings who seem to simply live amongst the trees. Later, after the group reaches the cabin and the cameras start to roll, they come under attack from a psychotic killer. Terrified after witnessing a cold blooded killing, lead actor Billy holds Patti hostage in hopes of warding off the unseen predator. But that only serves to enrage their murderous stalker and before long Henri, Patti, and Angie are the only ones left standing. Will Angie make it out of her final shoot alive, or was this always destined to be her bloody swan song?
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Unoriginal horror yarn following a porn film crew as they try to shoot a movie in a secluded cottage in the woods. Only its not as remote as the crew would of wanted, as they become stalked by a pair of creepy kids. The acting is OK and production values are glossy enough, but the film offers absolutely nothing new to the genre, which is a shame as it starts with damned impressive titles. Don't be fooled either because its got porn filmmakers in, they reveal next to nothing infact its hard to imagine such a plot being done so dull, also the gore is filmed in almost complete darkness making it hard to see anything so fails miserably on both the naked and blood count. I can't call it the worst horror movie ever made because theres many worse, but it is one of the dullest I've seen in a while.
(4 out of 10)

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