REVIEWED
“Don't turn me into a pill zombie!” - Samantha Walker (Helen Mutch)
Mutch ado about Nothing... Samantha Walkers (Helen Mutch) been plagued for years by lucid dreams of knights, crosses and quaint little European castles (the kind Japanese & American tourist love to photograph). When her sinister quack Dr. Hoffman (Lance Henriksen) tells her there could be something deeper in these dreams, possibly even some kind of former regressed self. Hoffman shows her a photo of a German convent that looks uncannily like one shes drawn. So Samantha decides to journey to Germany to find out more about the place and her mysterious Knight.
Fangoria Presents: another straight to the bargain bin humorless steamer, that lacked any redeeming value to warrant viewing. 'Sin Reaper 3D' a clunky slasher littered with cod religious nonsense. It features a boring story and atrocious mumbling actors including the why does he sink so low Henriksen. Sebastian Bartolitius's direction is lifeless, he seriously needs to stop buying dodgy green light bulbs and learn how to frame a shot before he tries to make anything else. And ouch that rent a soundtrack was pure abysmal, most the time it didn't even match the mood of the scenes.
[Personal Reasons For Remembering]
Always think its better to say nothing if you don't like a movie, all I can think of positive to say is that the knights helm was pretty rad Even though it distracted my attention from the film, because all I did was ponder how epic Dark Souls 2 is gonna be.
Originally taken from Letterboxd
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