REVIEWED
SHAMELESS PLUG: ..::Ultimate Anthology Horror List::..
“Just because you didn't find her on the street corner, doesn't make her any cleaner.” - Carls Mother
Low grade, micro budget horror anthology horror. Featuring five unmemorable tales that are likely to send you to sleep before they've time to send shivers down your spine.
Succubus - Kim Sønderholm ★★½
An attractive female archeologist digs up a strange egg that turns her into a life draining winged succubus - Features boobs and pretty great cool make-up.
My Dead Girlfriend intro - Andreas Rylander ★
A man films himself during a zombie outbreak - Brief little segment that serves merely as a run into the next tale
My Undead Girlfriend - Henric Brandt ★★
A man whose gotten into debt over his pending wedding, decides to go ahead with his big day when his fiance wakes up as a zombie - Amusingly silly little tale of a man taking his woman to see her folks before their big wedding day.
Mother Knows Best - Kim Sønderholm ★½
An angry repressed son who hates his mothers constant nagging, finds a creepy way of impressing her. - Grim humorless little oedipus complex segment, with one or two naked dead whores to perk the interest towards the end.
A Woman Scorned - Kim Sønderholm ★
A crazed, bitter old flame kidnaps and torments her former lover, his partner and his child. Overly talky bland filler shot in a bedroom.
Genital Genocide - Doug Gehl ★★½
Torture porn tale featuring a fat bra wearing sexual deviant serial killer about to be fried on the electric chair. - Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, unglamorous lesbian sex, incestuous rape and body mutilation gore - these are a few of my favorite things. Crudely done but probably the best of a bad bunch, contains a nod to 'A Serbian Film'.
[Personal Reasons For Remembering]
No disrespect to the amateur cast & crew who made it, because its clearly self funded but it was pretty uneventful. The 'Succubus' FX set the mood up well, but sadly it never really gets any better after that.
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