Chupacabra vs. The Alamo, 2013 - ★½
REVIEWED
Bad movie fans rejoice we got more Syfy shit, this time... legendary Mexican TV bike cop Erik Estrada (still looking well for his age) returns to the saddle as Carlos, hes a tough maverick cop whose trying to solve a slew of slaughtered people surrounding the famous fort Alamo. Turns out a mutant coyote (chupacabra) pack are to blame, so Estrada with his criminal son and his buddies set up a plan to blow the shit out of them.
I'm not even gonna mention the crap CGI thats a given with SYFY, but it never fails to make me wonder how they write this junk, out of shame even the trained monkey's use Alan Smithee aliases. I'd say fuck you SYFY, but know the next time another original airs I'll be tuned in.
[PRFR: Personal Reasons For Remembering]
Estrada's hot daughter and the way he says coyoteeee
Originally taken from Letterboxd
REVIEWED
"Not a wild goose chase, a coyote"
Carlos (Erik Estrada)
I'm not even gonna mention the crap CGI thats a given with SYFY, but it never fails to make me wonder how they write this junk, out of shame even the trained monkey's use Alan Smithee aliases. I'd say fuck you SYFY, but know the next time another original airs I'll be tuned in.
[PRFR: Personal Reasons For Remembering]
Estrada's hot daughter and the way he says coyoteeee
Originally taken from Letterboxd
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