Return of the Moonwalker, 2013 - ½
REVIEWED
Atrociously bad and painfully unfunny German comedy. A midget and his ladyboy lover/sex slave, dig up the corpse of Michael Jackson so a side show performer can resurrect him from the dead.
I knew going into this turkey that it wasn't going to be highbrow or have great artistic merit. But 'Return of the Moonwalker' seriously lacks any worthy aspect. The gags fall flat outside of being crude and offensive they lack humor, the acting gives a new meaning to substandard (doesn't help they're a German cast speaking English) and the plots all over the fucking place, theres not even much screentime given to the MJ performer.
[PRFR]
Another steamer I'm trying to block from my memory, so doubt I'll remember much, in fact I'll probably need counselling for the tasteful opening scene with an S&M midget fucking the ugliest ladyboy imaginable in the ass.
Originally taken from Letterboxd
REVIEWED
"I'm Black, and I'm White, I'm Dark, and I'm Light, I'm Yin-yang Hermaphrodite..."
Michael Jackson (Michael Rider)
I knew going into this turkey that it wasn't going to be highbrow or have great artistic merit. But 'Return of the Moonwalker' seriously lacks any worthy aspect. The gags fall flat outside of being crude and offensive they lack humor, the acting gives a new meaning to substandard (doesn't help they're a German cast speaking English) and the plots all over the fucking place, theres not even much screentime given to the MJ performer.
[PRFR]
Another steamer I'm trying to block from my memory, so doubt I'll remember much, in fact I'll probably need counselling for the tasteful opening scene with an S&M midget fucking the ugliest ladyboy imaginable in the ass.
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