REVIEWED
"Nice pet Michael looks like an ass with teeth."
- Insert generic mom name (Shannen Doherty)
Hilariously bad, cliché riddled biological disaster movie about a small town plagued by killer lampreys.
WTF is everyones problem!!! this movie was the shit, where else can you see a giant slimy water slug climb up Doc Browns ass? From the moment the black dude dies, you've a feeling Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys is gonna deliver everything you expected from it. Yeah the effects are syfy, the plots horrendously generic, actings ropey..blah..blah, but thats its charm. I enjoyed the hell outta this, be a sad day in moviedome when they stop making cheesy epics like this. For its pet dog survival gag alone, its the most fun I've had with an Asylum movie.
[Personal Reasons For Remembering]
Waits patiently for Rifftrax's edition, and the big wave of killer lamprey movies to push zombie flicks out the way.
Originally taken from Letterboxd
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