REVIEWED
..::Selection for Hoop-tober 2.o Horror Fest::..
"Mind the fuck away from me nazi bitch" - Alpha One (Philip Berzamanis)
Probably the grottiest pieces of shit thats come out of England ever, which is no small feat considering we gave the world Simon Cowell and One Direction. Its incomprehensible, truly abysmal, micro-talented shizered on video junk. A former soldier suffers severe combat psychosis and hallucinations that stem from being captured and tortured by a division of wwii undead German nazis who have found a way of jumping into other dimensions.
Bland story, amateur sub-syfy styled tacky visual effects, a total fuck you to consistency, embarrassingly uncharismatic acting... theres just nothing positive I could say without lying. Its just a bad bad movie I doubt many people could sit through fully. When film zines like Total Film and Empire do their 50 worst movies lists why do they always omit real contenders like this.
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