Return of the Moonwalker, 2013 - ½

Return of the Moonwalker, 2013 - ½
REVIEWED

"I'm Black, and I'm White, I'm Dark, and I'm Light, I'm Yin-yang Hermaphrodite..."

Michael Jackson (Michael Rider)

Atrociously bad and painfully unfunny German comedy. A midget and his ladyboy lover/sex slave, dig up the corpse of Michael Jackson so a side show performer can resurrect him from the dead.

I knew going into this turkey that it wasn't going to be highbrow or have great artistic merit. But 'Return of the Moonwalker' seriously lacks any worthy aspect. The gags fall flat outside of being crude and offensive they lack humor, the acting gives a new meaning to substandard (doesn't help they're a German cast speaking English) and the plots all over the fucking place, theres not even much screentime given to the MJ performer.

[PRFR]
Another steamer I'm trying to block from my memory, so doubt I'll remember much, in fact I'll probably need counselling for the tasteful opening scene with an S&M midget fucking the ugliest ladyboy imaginable in the ass.

Originally taken from Letterboxd

May I Kill U?, 2013 - ½

May I Kill U?, 2013 - ½
REVIEWED

Embarrassingly bad, low grade crime satire that wouldn't even stand up to youtube quality skits. Kevin Bishop (of shit UK comedy trash 'Star Stories') plays copper Baz, he decides to go vigilante and make a lone stand against urban criminal.

Single worst film experience I've had this year, its sub cable TV standard. Actually it did remind me like the sort of thing Channel 4 airs in their Comedy Lab slots (stand alone comedy drama pilots, made at cost in the hope of generating interest in full series).

[PRFR]

Nothing, the quicker I forget the whole sorry mess the better. And Francis Barber has really gone to shit.

Originally taken from Letterboxd