Showing posts with label TV Movie. Show all posts
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Between Time and Timbuktu, 1972 - ★★★½

Between Time and Timbuktu, 1972 - ★★★½
REVIEWED

"I think that I'm traveling through my own nightmares... ohh and a few nice dreams too"

Astronaut Stoney Stevenson (William Hickey)


Idiosyncratic and downright surreal made for TV science fiction fantasy & social satire based on various Kurt Vonnegut Jr scribblings. Average American Stoney Stevensen is the not so lucky winner of a fizzy drinks contest that promises to put a man into space. Only the spacecraft Prometheus 5 takes poor Stoney on a voyage of self discovery and to the verge of madness.

The writing and plot is all over the damn place which gives it a very disjointed feel, the only theme that constantly carries from one segment to the next is the anti establishment vibe. The more surreal segments include tropical hippy communes, cryogenic sperm banks hell theres even a little yellow submarine style animated piece thrown in. Age hasn't been so kind but it still makes a great curiosity, sad that modern Television doesn't take risks on material like this anymore.
"I'm not in control of my own destiny... its a miracle I can control my own bladder."

Stoney (William Hickey)

[PRFR: Personal Reasons For Remembering]
The moments Stoney goes crazy, and starts speaking with himself, we even got multiple images of him.




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Chupacabra vs. The Alamo, 2013 - ★½

Chupacabra vs. The Alamo, 2013 - ★½
REVIEWED
"Not a wild goose chase, a coyote"
Carlos (Erik Estrada)

Bad movie fans rejoice we got more Syfy shit, this time... legendary Mexican TV bike cop Erik Estrada (still looking well for his age) returns to the saddle as Carlos, hes a tough maverick cop whose trying to solve a slew of slaughtered people surrounding the famous fort Alamo. Turns out a mutant coyote (chupacabra) pack are to blame, so Estrada with his criminal son and his buddies set up a plan to blow the shit out of them.

I'm not even gonna mention the crap CGI thats a given with SYFY, but it never fails to make me wonder how they write this junk, out of shame even the trained monkey's use Alan Smithee aliases. I'd say fuck you SYFY, but know the next time another original airs I'll be tuned in.

[PRFR: Personal Reasons For Remembering]
Estrada's hot daughter and the way he says coyoteeee




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Lost! (1986)

Lost! (1986)
Director: Peter Rowe
Writers: Peter Rowe, Thomas Thompson
Country: Canada Runtime: 95 min Soundtrack: Micky Erbe, Maribeth Solomon
Cast: Kenneth Welsh, Helen Shaver, Michael Hogan
Bob and his wife Linda accompany his brother Jim on a sailing cruise to Costa Rica, where Jim will start as a missionary. In a terrible storm their boat flips over. Jim believes the accident was a sign from god and throws away their distilling apparatus and food - "You shall not interfere with god's will". However nobody knows they're lost, so no one searches them for weeks.Bob and his wife Linda accompany his brother Jim on a sailing cruise to Costa Rica, where Jim will start as a missionary. In a terrible storm their boat flips over. Jim believes the accident was a sign from god and throws away their distilling apparatus and food - "You shall not interfere with god's will". However nobody knows they're lost, so no one searches them for weeks.
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Bob Fisher and his wife Linda join his crazy Christian brother Jim on a boat trip to Costa Rica where he's to become a missionary. During an harsh storm their boat capsizes forcing the three to try and survive on limited rations until they're rescued.

Pretty dull Canadian TV film based on a true story. After 72 days being capsized, eventually the boat named the Triton was found 1000 miles off the US coast. Bob was the only survivor, Linda died during the trip and Jim died weeks later in hospital.

Themes Included: True Story ● Survival ● Crazy Christian
Cultdb Totals
[Rated 4 out of 10]
[Deathcount 1]

Escapes (1986)

Escapes (1986)
Director: David Steensland
Cast: Vincent Price, Todd Fulton, Jerry Grisham
An anthology of five tales of terror, each originally produced for video. The titles are "Something's Fishy," "Coffee Break," "Who's There," "Jonah's Dream," and "Think Twice."
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Antholgy horror yarn featuring 6 shot on video tales introduced by horror legend Vincent Price. The first story 'Something's Fishy' is about a man fishing, he see's an apple on the floor only on eating it ends up hooked on a fishing line ending up being dragged under the water. Next is 'Coffee Break' about a lost delivery man driving through a rural area named Harmony, one of the locals recommends he stop by a local coffee shop before giving him directions. The the young delivery man ignores his recommendation and ends up driving in a continous loop on the same roads. Third story is 'Who's There' about creatures escaping from a medical lab and chasing a man jogging. The fourth story is 'Jonah's Dream' featuring an unsuccessful gold prospector getting a ufo visit. The fifth tale is 'Think Twice' following an homeless man and a magical crystal, that when activated grants him his wishes. The final tale concerns the man who's been watching the shorts and features Price himself, as a sinister video host in a reality horror prank.

Light direct to video film that contains nothing an episode of Goosebumps wouldn't show. Nonetheless its always a treat seeing Price hamming it up and giving us one of his Thriller laughs, that said it only uses him for 5 or so minutes, so was most likely done for the quick pay day. Best saved if you ever find yourself in charge of a 6 year old while its raining outside.

Cultdb Totals
[Rated 4½ out of 10]
[Deathcount 1]
[Gorequota 1/10]
Themes Included: Furry Creatures ● Horror Host ● VHS Tape
UFO ● Roads To Nowhere ● Horror Legend

Mandrake (2010)

Mandrake (2010)
Director: Tripp Reed
Writer: David Ray
Cast: Monica Peña, Alan Eaglewolf Bryant, Marcus DeAnda
An expedition led by adventurer DARREN McCALL and funded by the wealthy Harry Vargas braves the impenetrable jungle to retrieve a fabled bejeweled dagger from an ancient burial ground. But pulling the dagger from its rightful resting place awakens the long-dormant plant creature – part plant, part animal, and all bloodthirsty — and sends it on a feeding frenzy from which there seems scant hope of survival or escape.
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Review Coming Soon...
(Not Yet Rated)

Dying Room Only (1973)

Dying Room Only (1973)
aka: Dying Room
Director: Philip Leacock
Writer: Richard Matheson
Cast: Cloris Leachman, Ross Martin, Ned Beatty
A married couple are traveling on a deserted desert road at night. They stop at a diner and the husband goes to the men's room. He never returns and the wife begins to suspect serious foul play.
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Review Coming Soon...
(Not Yet Rated)

A Cold Night's Death (1973)

A Cold Night's Death (1973)
Director: Jerrold Freedman
Writer: Christopher Knopf
Cast: Robert Culp, Eli Wallach, Michael C. Gwynne
Scientists Culp and Wallach suspect that there is someone other than their research primates inhabiting their polar station.
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Decent 70's TV movie following two scientists Robert (Robert Culp) Jones and Frank (Eli Wallach) Enari who get enlisted to work in a remote polar station, doing various altitude tests on apes for the space program. Robert starts to go crazy when he spends more time uncovering why the previous stations scientists had died.

Made for ABC and is a little slow at times but it only runs a hour, the payoff is the creepy final. Recommended to those who can find a copy.

(6½ out of 10)

Black Noon (1971)

Black Noon (1971)
Director: Bernard L. Kowalski
Writer: Andrew J. Fenady
Cast: Roy Thinnes, Yvette Mimieux, Ray Milland
A traveling preacher & his wife are terrorized by a devil cult.
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Review Coming Soon...
(Not Yet Rated)

Sharktopus (2010)

Sharktopus (2010)
Director: Declan O'Brien
Writer: Mike MacLean
Cast: Eric Roberts, Kerem Bursin, Sara Malakul Lane
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped created it tries to capture/kill it.
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(Not Yet Rated)
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The Craigslist Killer (2011)

The Craigslist Killer (2011)
Director: Stephen Kay
Writers: Donald Martin, Stephen Tolkin
Cast: Jake McDorman, Agnes Bruckner and Julia Campbell
Based on a true story, learn about the double life that Philip Markoff led. He is a Boston University medical student and National Honor Society member who has been accused of killing a New York masseuse he found through classified ads on Craigslist.
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(Not Yet Rated)
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Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010)
Director: Eric Forsberg
Writer: Eric Forsberg
Cast: Paul Logan, Tiffany, Barry Williams
A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida.
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(Not Yet Rated)


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The First Men in the Moon (2010)

The First Men in the Moon (2010)
Director: Damon Thomas
Writer: Mark Gatiss
Cast: Rory Kinnear, Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton
In 1969 the Apollo moon landing is to be televised internationally but at a country fair in England a small boy named Jim meets the 90-year-old Julius Bedford who tells him that,in 1909,as a struggling writer,he met eccentric Professor Cavor,inventor of Cavorite,a gravity-defying substance which they used to build a sphere,which took them to the Moon. Captured by ant-like Selenites,Bedford was anxious to make his escape but Cavor was happy to stay and communicate with the Moon-dwellers. Back on Earth Bedford hears via wireless that Cavor was forced to kill himself and the Moon-dwellers to prevent them from invading Earth. As Jim watches the Apollo landing with his parents back in the present he sees a Selenite,hiding behind a lunar rock,peering at the astronauts.
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(Not Yet Rated)

House of Bones (2010)

House of Bones (2010)
Director: Jeffery Scott Lando
Writers: Anthony C. Ferrante, Jay Frasco
Cast: Charisma Carpenter, Marcus Lyle Brown, Rick Robinson Jr.
Filmmaker Victoria Campbell chronicles the selling of her family's sprawling estate on Martha's Vineyard following her grandmother's death. As she tries to come to terms with her past, she digs ever deeper into her background, relying on photographs and home movies to chronicle the women in her family over several generations.
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(Not Yet Rated)


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High Plains Invaders (2009)

High Plains Invaders (2009)
Director: Kristoffer Tabori
Writer: Richard Beattie
Cast: Constantin Barbulescu, Dan Bordeianu, Adriana Butoi, Antony Byrne
It’s the early 20th century, and this small western mining town is invaded by giant insectoid alien creatures whose only mission is to mine uranium to fuel their spaceship – but they’ll kill anyone or anything that gets in their way. Who can save them? Only a ” retired outlaw” who was about to be hanged, so he’s got nothing left to lose.
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(Not Yet Rated)



The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon (2008)

The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon (2008)
Director: Farhad Mann
Writer: Clay Carmouche
Cast: Michael Shanks, Shannen Doherty, JR Bourne, Toby Berner
Set in the Grand Canyon, a team of Smithsonian researchers have stumbled across a lost walled Aztec city guarded by some evil spirits, including a "great flying serpent of death." As days turn to weeks, Susan Jordan, the daughter of the professor leading the expedition, assembles a team to rescue her father and his colleagues from the clutches of the ancient Aztec warriors and their horrible serpent god.
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(Not Yet Rated)


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War Wolves (2009)

War Wolves (2009)
Director: Michael Worth
Cast: John Saxon, Tim Thomerson, Michael Worth
Jack Ford leads a special-forces unit back to the United States to hunt down a soldier who has been infected with the werewolf virus that turns man into wolf.
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(Not Yet Rated)






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The Watch (2008)

The Watch (2008)
Director: Jim Donovan
Writer: Ben Ripley
Cast: Clea DuVall, Elizabeth Whitmere, James A. Woods, Victoria Sanchez
In this paranormal thriller, Cassie, a psych student, was kidnapped and traumatized as a child by a disturbed person. To exorcise her demons and to finish her thesis, she decides on an experiment in isolation, working at a secluded watch tower as a fire lookout. But once she's alone, strange things start happening. Or is she just paranoid? Cassie is terrified that her past may be coming back to haunt her.
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(Not Yet Rated)



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Monster Ark (2008)

Monster Ark (2008)
aka Genesis Code
Director: Declan O'Brien
Writer: Declan O'Brien
Cast: Carlos Leon, Amanda Crew, Tim DeKay, Richard Gnolfo
Buried under the sands of Iraq world famous archaeologist Nicholas Solomon has found a clue to the one of the ancient mysteries of the Old Testament. Solomon’s discovery leads to a remote desert which contains the remnants of an ark. The team must fight off insurgents as they uncover the mystery. Things turn deadly as they discover this ark didn’t carry animals, it carried something evil.
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(Not Yet Rated)




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Warbirds (2008)

Warbirds (2008)
Director: Kevin Gendreau
Writer: Kevin Gendreau
Cast: Jamie Elle Mann, Brian Krause, Tohoru Masamune, Lucy Faust, David Jensen
In the midst of World War 2, a OSS officer leads a group of female pilots on a mission to deliver a secret weapon, only to crash land on an island in the Pacific after an encounter with a deadly storm. On the island, they must not only contend with a small band of Japanese soldiers but the native inhabitants of the island as well - vicious prehistoric Pterodons.
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(Not Yet Rated)




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Clay (2008)

Clay (2008)
Director: Andrew Gunn
Writer: Peter Tabern
Cast: Imelda Staunton, Ben Davies, Ian McElhinney, Phillippa Wilson
Adaptation of the book by David Almond, set in 1960s Tyneside. Two 14-year-old boys team up against Mouldy, the town bully. Turning Crazy Mary s garden shed into a workshop, they discover that the sculptures they create come to life. Together they raise a golem, a creature fashioned from clay, capable of dispatching anyone, even Martin Mould. But when Mouldy winds up dead, the boys have to deal with the awful power they may have unleashed and the perils of getting what you wish for.
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(Not Yet Rated)


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