orig Chong
Directors: Norman Chu, Yung Ling Wang
Cast: Norman Chu, Xiao Hua, Jiang Shan, Mike Tien
After getting dumped by his girlfriend a man decides to conduct his own personal crusade against females... by training lizards to crawl inside women's vaginas driving them crazy with lust and pain.
'You know given the chance to watch a film about snatch sniffing lizards you’d jump at it. Thankfully lewd Lizard is that film, the story is about David whose sworn love Shan Shan decides to take a money offer for her hand in marriage leaving him alone. David while protesting her decision gets beaten up by her new husband and the thugs he has in his employment. Shortly after and still down on his luck he gets mugged by three crooks the leader being female. David then spends a short while dreaming of his revenge on the women who’ve wronged him, coming up with the truly bizarre idea of teaching small lizards to attack his prey's vaginas. To train the lizards he steals various hookers underwear, now having the seemingly perfect weapon and with a Rolf Harris !!! disguise (so his wife doesn't recognise him) David goes about extracting his perverse brand of revenge. You know with a plot this extraordinary you’re in for some quality trash and thankfully it doest disappoint. The version I watched was pretty low quality but that kind of matched how badly acted, scripted & edited it was, the music just feels totally tacked on and the subtitles I fear were made up on the spot by whomever typed them out. The light humour within the film (which was very Benny Hill sexual natured) kept my attention. And there are lots of naked ladies especially during the underwear stealing scenes to keep the perverts happy.'
(6½ out of 10)
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