REVIEWED
Charles Band puts down his puppets for his latest straight to vod shitfest, and creates what surely must rank as one of 2013's worst movies. Unlucky Charms plays like America's Next Model crossed with Leprechaun. An age old leprechaun and his soothsayer cyclops and banshee chums try to find one righteous person who deserves to own a magical lucky charm bracelet.
Everything about the whole turkey is bad, its a shame because I've always had a soft spot for Chas and Full Moon, even at their worst you usually get a few giggles. Of course though his best period was while he was at Empire Pictures. The models aren't so hot so theres no boners for the stoners to be had. The visual effects look like they're made on a Commodore 64 and the makeup done by a school class with modeling clay. Seriously don't waste your time with this junk (unless of course you're like me and a glutton for watching full moon).
[Personal Reasons For Remembering]
The cyclops humping scene
Originally taken from Letterboxd
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