Showing posts with label STV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STV. Show all posts

Ghost Stories: Graveyard Thriller (1986)

Ghost Stories: Graveyard Thriller (1986)
Director: Lynn Silver
Writers: Ralph Lucas, Sandra McLees
Country: USA Runtime: 56 min Soundtrack: Unknown
Cast: Bob Jenkins, Ralph Lucas, Laura Kay
A collection of eerie tales featuring master storytellers presenting classic and original ghost stories far too scary for television.
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Five spoken word stories, set in Tuesday Hill Boneyard and introduced by the graveyard creeper (Bob Jenkins).

The first "Where Have You Been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy" is written and narrated by Ralph Lucas, its the tale of a woman who one night has a nightmare about being raped by rats, only her nightmare continues as she eventually gives birth to a cross breed boy she calls Billy.

The second yarn is Sandra McLees "Mr. Fox" narrated by Laura Kay, its the tale about a woman whose never had interest from men. she eventually finds someone whose interested in her Mr Fox, only he turns out to be a lady killer.

Next up is Sandra McLees narrating her own story "Buried Alive" its the tale of a woman who has a fight with her husband, when she wakes up everyone thinks shes dead, she ends up being buried alive. Only to be dug up by the towns drunk, so he can steal her jewelry, out of revenge she pretends to haunt her husband.

Bob Jenkins tells the forth story "Hunting Werewolves for Uncle Albert" a silly tall tale about a young man who was sent out to hunt a werewolf by his uncle, only he encounters various other monsters including a space monster and Frankenstein monster.

The final tale is Sheri Emonds "Reunion" told by Maria Hayden, its the tale of a female witch being reunited with her dead former husband Jack.

Shot on video yawn fest, that might be a total hoot if your extremely stoned and into amateur stage productions. Filmed spoken word rarely works, off the top of my head I can only remember BBC's Jackanory doing it justice, but that had names like Jeremy Irons and Helena Bonham Carter behind it, you can tell the actors here, who no doubt had good intentions of bringing these stories to life, have not had much experience outside of a their bedrooms mirror. It doesn't help either that the stories are unoriginal rubbish. Why it was ever released in the first place is shocking, and why I sat through it, is quite frankly, beyond me.

Themes Included: ___ ● Spoken Word ● Amateur Dramatics
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[Rated 3 out of 10 Good]
[Deathcount 0]
[Gorequota 0/10]
[Boobquota 0/10]

Bloodwood Cannibals (2010)

Bloodwood Cannibals (2010)
aka: Bloodwood
Director: Joshua A. Siegel
Writer: Joshua A. Siegel
Cast: Joe Calavita, Nathan Anthony Carter, Kate Forsyth Corey
A documentary film crew is stalked by a pack of cannibals.
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While trying to find a Yeti, A group of hack urban myth creature filmmakers get attacked by a bunch of cannibals. Low grade horror crapfest with a tired plot, zero gore and criminally unfunny gags. Avoid at all cost, even Troma would be ashamed to release junk like this.
(2 out of 10)

Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)

Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)
aka The Lost Boys 3
Director: Dario Piana
Writer: Evan Charnov, Hans Rodionoff
Cast: Corey Feldman, Casey B. Dolan, Tanit Phoenix, Jamison Newlander
As the lost boys and girls of San Cazador prepare to party under the Blood Moon, an alpha vampire conspires to turn these unsuspecting ravers into an army of undead. The only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race is the infamous vampire fighting Frog Brothers. Armed with double-barrel holy water balloon launchers and multi-arrow crossbows, Edgar and Alan Frog join forces to kick some blood-sucker butt in this latest high-energy, action packed adventure in the Lost Boys franchise.
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(Not Yet Rated)
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Lake Placid 3 (2010)

Lake Placid 3 (2010)
Director: G.E. Furst
Writer: David Reed
Cast: Colin Ferguson, Yancy Butler, Kirsty Mitchell, Kacey Barnfield
Killer crocodiles and their offspring terrorize residents of a small community.
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(Not Yet Rated)


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30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010)

30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010)
Director: Ben Ketai
Writer: Steve Niles, Ben Templesmith, Ben Ketai
Cast: Kiele Sanchez,Diora Baird,Mia Kirshner
After surviving the incidents in Barrow, Alaska, Stella Olemaun relocates to Los Angeles, where she intentionally attracts the attention of the local vampire population in order to avenge the death of her husband Eben.
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Very poor straight to video sequel to 30 Days Of Night, the action as moved from the previous films chilly Alaskan small town to the seedier side of sunny LA. The plot follows Stella the lone survivor from the first movie (sadly most likely due to funds they've replaced Melissa George with Kiele Sanchez), shes now in LA doing lectures on her incident. She gets involved with a group of Vampire killers who are seeking to a kill an Elizabeth Bathory styled vamp leader called Lilith. About the only thing this sequel retains from the original is the way the vampires look (pale usually bald with all razor teeth). Don't get me wrong I wasn't expecting a massive budget for a STV movie, but at least they could of done a less muddled and quicker flowing paced plot than this trite. At least with the Lost Boys STV movies you got the cheesy fun of having the two Corey's frog brothers show up. other than the few brief moments it shows scenes from the original its all piss poor. Its got the most amateurish credits I think I've ever seen, imagine your Aunt and Uncle forced you to watch their camcorder holiday footage from their trip to LA. I've always enjoyed a good vampire yarn even if they suck theres usually blood and the odd naked vampire chick to look forward too, sadly here the blood looks like fruit juice plus zero bewb count with only 2 seconds of Lilith's ass on show even TV vampires give us more than this crap. I said "Pound for pound it’s the best vampire yarn since Near Dark" about the original, for Dark Days I'd say pound for pound go rent anything else and I pray they don't make any more.
(3 out of 10)

Amusement (2009)

Amusement (2009)
Director: John Simpson
Writer: Jake Wade Wall
Cast: Keir O'Donnell, Katheryn Winnick, Laura Breckenridge, Jessica Lucas
Three women are stalked by a killer with a grudge that extends back to the girls' childhoods.
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(Not Yet Rated)






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Boogeyman 3 (2008)

Boogeyman 3 (2008)
Director: Gary Jones
Writer: Brian Sieve
Cast: Erin Cahill, Chuck Hittinger, Mimi Michaels
When a college student witnesses the alleged suicide of her roommate, it sets into motion a series of horrific events that cause her to fear the supernatural entity. As she tries to convince the rest of her dorm that the Boogeyman does exist, the evil force grows stronger and her friends begin to pay the price. Now she must stop this ultimate evil before the entire campus falls prey.
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(Not Yet Rated)



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Rest Stop: Don't Look Back (2008)

Rest Stop: Don't Look Back (2008)
Director: Shawn Papazian
Cast: Michael Childers, Brionne Davis, Edmund Entin, Gary Entin
No rest for the wicked! One year ago, the mysterious Rest Stop killer drilled, ripped and splattered young road trippers Jesse and Nicole. Now three more unsuspecting travelers come looking for the missing duo. And that means the killer gets to sharpen his horrific torture skills all over again only bloodier and scarier than before. He s not alone, either. The Winnebago full of creepy living corpses is also back, roaming the old highway. And Jesse and Nicole s brutalized ghosts seek revenge, determined to give as gory as they got. Watch if you dare. But whatever you do, Don t Look Back!
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(Not Yet Rated)
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Nympha (2007)

Nympha (2007)
Director: Ivan Zuccon
Writer: Ivo Gazzarrini
Cast: Tiffany Shepis, Caroline De Cristofaro, Giuseppe Gobbato
Sarah a young American in search of religious ecstasy, travels to Italy to join the New Order Convent and be closer to God. While she’s ready to devote herself entirely to becoming a nun, the vows she faces turn out to be truly torturous; each new test of faith pushes her closer to physical and emotional destruction. As Sarah suffers at the hands of the other sisters, she begins to learn more about the convent’s unholy past, and the deadly secrets hidden all around her.
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(Not Yet Rated)



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Son of Sam (2008)

Son of Sam (2008)
Director: Ulli Lommel
Writer: Ulli Lommel
Cast: Christian Behm, Jamie Bernadette, Cassandra Church
This chilling tale recounts the late '70s in New York City, when a serial killer on the loose dubbed "Son of Sam" creates havoc. When arrested, "Son of Sam" tells police he was influenced by a satanic cult. New York would never be the same.
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(Not Yet Rated)




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Joy Ride: Dead Ahead (2008)

Joy Ride: Dead Ahead (2008)
Director: Louis Morneau
Writers: James Robert Johnston, Bennett Yellin
Cast: Nicki Aycox, Daniel Boileau, Rob Carpenter
The sadistic and shadow-shrouded truck driver Rusty Nails has hijacked the CB airwaves once again, brutally reclaiming the road as his personal playground of slaughter. When four friends call out for help after their car breaks down during a cross country trip to Las Vegas, it looks as though professional mutilator Rusty has found himself some new playmates.
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(Not Yet Rated)



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